Sunday Segue Presents Brendan's Banter 02-17-2014

Brendan’s Banter  WWE Raw  02-17-2014


Opening Segment.

Whoa Where was Stephanie

Daniel Bryan vs. Christian.
I Guess Christian Is The New Authority Bitch

Daniel Bryan vs. Kane.
Bryan did more selling that the WWE Website.

Santino Marella (w/Emma) vs. Fandango (w/Summer Rae).
Im Completely blanking Here, this was so wrong.

Mark Henry vs. Roman Reigns (w/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose).
I See That Roman’s Reigns was auditioning for the Lead in the new WWE Superman Film.

Jack Swagger (w/Zeb Colter) vs. Kofi Kingston.
Surley Swagger is running out of none American Opponents Face.

Big E vs.Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal in a handicap match.
I Think Michael Cole Needs to learn to count as he kept referring to them as 3mb when i could only see 2.

John Cena vs. Cesaro (w/Zeb Colter, Jack Swagger).
I see John Cena as joined the Swingers Club.

The Wyatt Family vs. Sin Cara and Los Matadores (w/El Torito).
THE Los Matadores finally got to fight the bull.

Bill Gunn (w/Road Dogg) vs. Jey Uso (w/Jimmy Uso).
This match was late on the card. Should Dogg and Gunn Be AT THE Retirement Home by Now.

Randy Orton vs. Sheamus in a non-title match.
Brawling in a public place is a felony even in the state of Colorad.

Brendan